Channel One News: All-American Rejects

May 2, 2003

Above are Chris Gaylor, Nick Wheeler,
Mike Kennerty, and Tyson Ritter – members of the All-American Rejects.
These are the four newest Rejects who have anchored Channel One
News.
They join Gotham Chopra, Alexandra Panther, Seth Doane, Derrick
Shore, Errol Barnett, Krystal Greene, Andrew Yani and Janet Choi.

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There was no news on Channel One this Wednesday (see story below).
Yesterday, was All-Request Thursday and Channel One News played snippets
of the latest rock and rap songs for students. Wrapping up the week,
Channel One devoted a major portion of their show today, Friday,
to promote Dreamworks Records recording artists, the All-American
Rejects.

Obligation’s Jim Metrock said, "Today four Rejects joined the
regular crew of Channel One rejects. It seems any ole reject can
get a job anchoring the news at the Hacienda. Nobody gave Channel
One News the right to sell news anchor positions to sponsors. This
violates Channel One’s contract because these Rejects get to plug
their new CD all during the show. How appropriate for a band named
‘All-American Rejects’ to become news anchors on a TV show that has
been overwhelmingly rejected by American schools."