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Channel One News Hall of Shame: “throughout the universe in perpetuity” (2005)

July 24, 2012
Channel One News Hall of Shame: “throughout the universe in perpetuity” (2005)

Originally published March 17, 2005. Kids don’t mess with Channel One’s attorneys. In 2012, the practice of using small print and large amounts of legal mumbo jumbo to confuse young people continues at Channel One News. Before we explain the strange language above, how about a little quiz? Watch this video clip from the end...
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Complete, unedited Channel One News for April 22, 2002

January 24, 2012
Complete, unedited Channel One News for April 22, 2002

 
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Kids Have No Chance Against Channel One’s Attorneys

March 17, 2005
Kids Have No Chance Against Channel One’s Attorneys

Before we explain the strange language above, how about a little quiz? Watch this video clip from the end of a Channel One show. The questions will pertain to what you read on the video clip. It will play at the actual speed students saw it in their classrooms. Obligation didn’t speed it up, honest. You can watch...
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